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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}

{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}

{"fact":"Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler.","length":89}

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